18 July to 20 July
We hung around the rally all day taking in the different vendors and socializing with the participants. Getting a shower is a big deal at a rally, something you take for granted at home, but with 8 to ten thousand people in one spot, it becomes a luxury. Tenting for the first time in 25 years proved to be an enjoyable experience, but not something the Toads would go out of their way to do. KOA Kamping Kabins feel like the Hilton after the camping experience. With some severe weather closing in Thursday evening, Bear and Stinger (PJ) decided to head for the beer garden, actually a huge warehouse where everyone could gather for just that kind of reason. Of course the beer was more than enough incentive to head over there. Uncle Eddie decided to hibernate in his tent. While having a beer and planning (a foreign idea for Toads) our next move, I overheard the guy next to me making some references to Pennsylvania, so I asked where he was from. Pittsburgh was the reply so he and Bear struck up a conversation. Turned out they knew each other from high school. Rabbit Alexis now lives at the base of a mountain in Colorado, skis 50 days a year, and has bartended most of his life. Starting off life as a teacher drove him to drink, hence his new profession. Amazing. Travel 3000 miles and run into somebody you grew up with. The announcement came that the storm had passed so we bid goodbye to our buddies and headed off to the tents. Around midnight we awoke to probably one of the worst storms we have seen anywhere with constant lightning, pounding rain and high winds that lasted for hours. In the first hour I didn't see any water coming in so went back to sleep. In the morning we found that our tent setup was good and, unlike some of our neighbors, the Toads were dry. Some of our campers lacked common sense or didn't believe it would rain as they set up in low areas or didn't stake the tents. One camper was in a swamp and another had mud wash into and around his tent. With predictions of another storm coming that afternoon, the Toads decided that they had got all they could out of this event and broke camp. Getting out of the place proved to be a real challenge due to the mud. Bear and Uncle Eddie made it out, but Stinger dropped his bike in the mud and had to visit the bike wash before leaving. The bike wash proved to be an effective way to get the mud off himself also. Breakfast was the next order of business, and due to the number of motorcyclists in town, took about an hour and a half. Finally departing the place we headed for Devil's Tower and some really dramatic topography. Uncle Eddie told the park ranger at the booth that Gene and I were Arab terrorists planning to blow up Devil's Tower. I'll include a picture of it because it is kind of hard to describe.
Traveling through the country and being able to observe the varying topography gives one a real appreciation of the power of nature, especially on a motorcycle because you become a part of the environment, feeling temperature changes instantly as well as various odors, and the ability to predict rain. As we headed into darkening skies, we had a sense that this storm was one we should sit out, so a gas stop was in order. A friendly manager of the convenience store let us park the bikes under the canopy, so we sat around deciding where to camp for the night while the storm played itself out. It proved to be a wise choice. We left for Hardin, MT and Kamping Kabins that night. Hardin is a couple of houses, a gas station, the Purple Cow restaurant and a golf course restaurant. Pulling into the campground I noticed that the stones were fairly deep and soft in places, not a hospitable environment for a motorcycle. I parked about ten feet from the front as did Bear and Uncle Eddie. However, rather than back up Uncle Eddie (or Fred Flinstone) decided to make a right turn and promptly sunk the bike to the mufflers in the stones. With stones flying everywhere, Bear and I looked on in amazement as he dug a 50 foot trench with the rear wheel in a successful attempt to extricate himself from the morass. We were hoping the owner wouldn't charge us to regrade the place. We're now convinced his motorcycle could pull a two bottom plow. Dinner was only two choices so we headed for the golf course where Bear dropped his bike in the parking lot. After righting it we headed inside for a delicious meal, Uncle Eddie's tune up for the 32 ounce steak he will attempt to eat at the Cattlemen's Club outside of Glacier Park.
Our next objective was the site of the Battle of Little Big Horn at Custer National Park. Luckily, we decided to listen to a presentation by a park ranger before touring the park. His ability to relate the story of the events leading up to the battle and of the battle itself brought the event to life like nothing we have experienced before. Touring the battlefield afterward, one could “see” the Indian encampments and envision the events as they unfolded. Contrary to conventional wisdom, Custer was ordered into the area by his commanding officers based on the intelligence they had at the time. It was really a moving experience.
Moving on we headed to Great Falls, MT, where we were expecting to tent again since no Kabins were available. Not being happy with the site, we decide to try one 40 miles farther on, but first we needed food and found a Chinese restaurant. After stuffing ourselves on Chinese and as we were leaving the parking lot, Uncle Eddied dropped his bike. After righting it, we headed for the gas station where Stinger dropped his bike and got catapualted about six feet in the process landing on his shoulder and head. At this point we have a new rally cry: One for All, All for One, We Dropped Them All. This was going to be another trip to the emergency room and maybe the end of the trip for him. A state patrolman called for an ambulance, which came out, but an EMT, who was there checked him out and it was decided to put him on the back of Uncle Eddie's bike, his first ride on a Harley, and a trip to the emergency room. Fortunately, it turned out to be a sprain. However, Stinger is now convinced that this bike could pull a two bottom plow. By 11 pm most of the hotel rooms were taken, but the hospital staff found us one room with two double beds at a Best Western. As we headed to the hotel with Stinger on Uncle Eddie's bike we were stopped by a cop because we went through a red light that wouldn't change. The guy actually believed Uncle Eddie's story about his injury and let us go. Meanwhile Bear, not noticing the cruiser's lights, kept going. Now we had no idea of the location of the hotel, but we kept forging ahead and found him coming back toward us. Checking in at the hotel, Uncle Eddie was attempting to remove Stinger's helmet, but was taking his head with it. It was obvious he had no skills at removing another person's helmet. Putting it on was not much better as he got his ears folded over on the first attempt. We pretty much resembled the Three Stooges with them putting the helmet on and taking it off to pick up a prescription and some other stuff at the drug store. By the next day Stinger could put it on by himself, but not get it off. The hotel accommodations proved to be the most sensitive with Bear and Uncle Eddie sharing a queen size bed. Stinger didn't sleep too well so had a chance to observe this situation first hand. It was probably the first time in history that two individuals were able to sleep in the same bed and not move an inch. Bear befriended the EMT, Doug, who stored Stinger's bike until the next morning. I was determined to ride and 660 grams of Advil and a Tylenol later, we were heading for Glacier Park with Doug, whose buddies wimped out on him when he wanted to ride. Not sure if Bear and Uncle Eddie conspired to have him go along or not. The drive as one approaches Glacier cannot be described in words. The beauty of the place is beyond descripition. We arrived before our wives so we perched on the couch in the lobby, had a couple of beers and rated the people walking by on the deck in front of us. On a scale of one to ten, none scored higher than a five. Realizing we were minutes away from relinquishing the unstructured life we lead for the last two weeks, we had a couple more beers.